Talk of the 2016 Presidential candidates is open and clear, despite the fact that Rachel Maddow has banned it from discussion on her show until after the mid-term election in 2014. It really can be silly talking about it so soon after we've just completed our last general election.
But I'm with a lot of pundits and am impatient. I like listening to all of the chatter and blathering. Already some names have exploded on the scene and some have already started to fizzle. Burnout and sharper observation have begun to winnow the list. It started with these kinds of names:
Democrat: Clinton. Biden.
Republican: Cruz, Rubio, Bush, Lee, Paul, Christie, Cantor and Ryan. Even a resurgence by Michele Bachmann, Louie Gohmert, possibly McConnell just bring me to tears.
It's obvious the Republicans have a void in finding people American can get behind.
So I did a little unscientific survey to see who would people like to have leading us. Who is that man or woman who can inspire us to be the best that we can be? There must be someone.
And there is. Look at a partial his list of accomplishments:
He has won the lifetime achievement award, twice.
His business card simply says “I’ll call you.”
Cuba imports cigars from him.
Mosquitos refuse to bite him purely out of respect.
Once while sailing around the world, he discovered a short cut.
When he drives a new car off the lot, it increases in value.
He is fluent in all languages, including three that only he speaks.
His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.
He lives vicariously through himself.
If he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the urge to thank him.
He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad.
You know the guy. He's the Most Interesting Man in The World. See for yourself:
There is no doubt he would win hands down, taking a majority of both parties. There's only one problem; he's too smart to be a Republican.
Don't let the accent fool you. He's more American that Rafael Ted Cruz. This man was born in the US, but he's a citizen of the world.
If Hillary decides to run, it'll be because he told her to. And if she asked him to be in his cabinet, he'd be named, Secretary of Everything. What else would call the Most Interesting Man In The World?!
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